"Please don't use my new black hat when U kill Bambi"

Just came home from my big city, it's more pleasant driving our new car, now that it plays nice beats for us, I just wish it could play a song called wildcat, by; Ratatat, a real nice song. I think that it would suit my driving, real fast, but real smooth.

It used 2 be such a bummer, driving my ride with out music. You'd have to be instant talkitalking 2 the passengers, just 2 cover the silence, and the trips would seem longer. Once I nearly killed Bambi and some passengers, just 'cause she was standing in the middle of the my road, like a fucking nut case, right on this hill and my car was driving real fast. Because I, Me was caught up in conversations, I never saw Bambi (and it was dark 2). Since my reactions are that fucking wicked, I managed 2 stop the device right away, just in time to let Bambi unhurt, the device unscratched and the passengers with out broken nails. I promise you, if god himself would of been in the same situation, everybody would of ended up in flames, and by that I mean hell.

The passengers thanked me and reworded me with grose champagne from the sky's, we drank the sparkling liquid from crystal glasses Orrefors had made. Everybody raised their glasses, 2 me being the hero of the decade. Everybody dressed in green 2 show there appreciation towards me, I had black, cause the day was like a funeral, saying goodbye 2 the seconds as they passed. forgetting them 'cause the new ones are a bit more accurate. At least Bambi learned a real valuable lesson, my thirst vanished and my life sort of went on.

I bought my self this hat 2day, a sailor inspired ,black hat. My wife came back home from Berlin 2day, just so I could tie her on that leash of hers.

I hate it when she goes 2 Berlin with out me, I can't control her when she goes 2 that city. She becomes this party monster and will go bananas on the liberty. Like if she forgets that I have her on a short leash. She try's 2 leash me, but fails. I'm 2 strong and free 2 be leashed tight around the neck.

"dressed really slutty , but just 'cause it's real hot"

My wife used 2 be one of them. But she came back 4 a leash

I'll just go 2 someplace with out her. A place with palm trees and a private beach, right next 2 the party where everybody is dressed really slutty, but just 'cause it's real hot.

Accepting the double morality in me, keeps me in a stable bubble.

HAPPENING

I have this funny feeling in my body, something is going 2 happen, something already did happen. Everything is happening.

Short

Woke up on the right side of the bed, but it still felt wrong.

Berries

Swedish wild blueberries are probably the best berries in the whole fucking world. They r juicy, fresh, blue, dangerous, stains your body like black ink, but blue.

Just some pirates I used 2 know

I got my hair changed 2day, That guy from paradise hotel, ha-ha. Ha- ha's 2 me 2 4 knowing about him and his stay at that hotel.
He back stabbed this gorgeous lady with red lips and he kept all the money. He then opened a salon so I could cut my hair, when I live in Stockholm, that city.
He started babbling of how thick my hair was, I told him it comes from Mexico, and then he asked me to tell him bits from my background, I got annoyed by all his questions... Him asking me at 10 o'clock in my morning, so I lied and gave him one of my fake ones.
I told him that my parents used 2 b hippies, and we traveled the globe, lifting with pirates on there ships and smoking pot all days. While the pirates got drunk on Baylies and stumbled overboard. I always had 2 jump in and save them, sometimes they where 2 heavy 4 me to pull up, and Ill leave them 2 die (I never felt any guilt or bad feelings). I told him how the pirates always acted feminine, how they always fucked each other on there spare time, how they drank from fine glasses with their pinkie finger pointing out south. They always tried 2 reach warmer climates, places where the death rates of people dieing from coconuts falling on their heads are higher, then sharks freezing 2 death.
I told him about that time they took a wrong turn, and brought us 2 a small town north of Stockholm. We lost all our treasurers, luckily it was free 2 live their, but count with swallowing your dignity and being spit on.
I told him how Women where never allowed on board, my mother, my sister and my aunt where the only women let on. The pirates, all looked like Johnny Depp, when he acted in that famous pirate movie.
I showed him my scare from when the pirates mistook me from being a huge boat and he slashed me with that big sword, very dramatic since I started 2 bleed on my mothers white Lanvin dress. The hair dresser thought that my scare made my eyes look familiar and my hair thicker. I paid him with cash and left 2 my meetings and ate sea food at this michelin guide place in that big City. The food was good, the new car is rad.