fredag 2 oktober 2009
HAPPENING
I have this funny feeling in my body, something is going 2 happen, something already did happen. Everything is happening.
onsdag 30 september 2009
måndag 28 september 2009
Berries
Swedish wild blueberries are probably the best berries in the whole fucking world. They r juicy, fresh, blue, dangerous, stains your body like black ink, but blue.
Just some pirates I used 2 know
I got my hair changed 2day, That guy from paradise hotel, ha-ha. Ha- ha's 2 me 2 4 knowing about him and his stay at that hotel.
He back stabbed this gorgeous lady with red lips and he kept all the money. He then opened a salon so I could cut my hair, when I live in Stockholm, that city.
He started babbling of how thick my hair was, I told him it comes from Mexico, and then he asked me to tell him bits from my background, I got annoyed by all his questions... Him asking me at 10 o'clock in my morning, so I lied and gave him one of my fake ones.
I told him that my parents used 2 b hippies, and we traveled the globe, lifting with pirates on there ships and smoking pot all days. While the pirates got drunk on Baylies and stumbled overboard. I always had 2 jump in and save them, sometimes they where 2 heavy 4 me to pull up, and Ill leave them 2 die (I never felt any guilt or bad feelings). I told him how the pirates always acted feminine, how they always fucked each other on there spare time, how they drank from fine glasses with their pinkie finger pointing out south. They always tried 2 reach warmer climates, places where the death rates of people dieing from coconuts falling on their heads are higher, then sharks freezing 2 death.
I told him about that time they took a wrong turn, and brought us 2 a small town north of Stockholm. We lost all our treasurers, luckily it was free 2 live their, but count with swallowing your dignity and being spit on.
I told him how Women where never allowed on board, my mother, my sister and my aunt where the only women let on. The pirates, all looked like Johnny Depp, when he acted in that famous pirate movie.
I showed him my scare from when the pirates mistook me from being a huge boat and he slashed me with that big sword, very dramatic since I started 2 bleed on my mothers white Lanvin dress. The hair dresser thought that my scare made my eyes look familiar and my hair thicker. I paid him with cash and left 2 my meetings and ate sea food at this michelin guide place in that big City. The food was good, the new car is rad.
He back stabbed this gorgeous lady with red lips and he kept all the money. He then opened a salon so I could cut my hair, when I live in Stockholm, that city.
He started babbling of how thick my hair was, I told him it comes from Mexico, and then he asked me to tell him bits from my background, I got annoyed by all his questions... Him asking me at 10 o'clock in my morning, so I lied and gave him one of my fake ones.
I told him that my parents used 2 b hippies, and we traveled the globe, lifting with pirates on there ships and smoking pot all days. While the pirates got drunk on Baylies and stumbled overboard. I always had 2 jump in and save them, sometimes they where 2 heavy 4 me to pull up, and Ill leave them 2 die (I never felt any guilt or bad feelings). I told him how the pirates always acted feminine, how they always fucked each other on there spare time, how they drank from fine glasses with their pinkie finger pointing out south. They always tried 2 reach warmer climates, places where the death rates of people dieing from coconuts falling on their heads are higher, then sharks freezing 2 death.
I told him about that time they took a wrong turn, and brought us 2 a small town north of Stockholm. We lost all our treasurers, luckily it was free 2 live their, but count with swallowing your dignity and being spit on.
I told him how Women where never allowed on board, my mother, my sister and my aunt where the only women let on. The pirates, all looked like Johnny Depp, when he acted in that famous pirate movie.
I showed him my scare from when the pirates mistook me from being a huge boat and he slashed me with that big sword, very dramatic since I started 2 bleed on my mothers white Lanvin dress. The hair dresser thought that my scare made my eyes look familiar and my hair thicker. I paid him with cash and left 2 my meetings and ate sea food at this michelin guide place in that big City. The food was good, the new car is rad.
Prenumerera på:
Inlägg (Atom)
